London’s Gayborhood Explosion

Just like any big city, the real charm of London lies in its multiple different neighborhoods, niches, and communities. More than any other place I have ever been, London is localized in such a way that makes crossing the road feel like crossing a continent not just in terms of where residents may have originated, but in look, feel, vibe, and attitude. The gay community - rather than claiming its own pocket of town - has instead built its own “hood” within each of London’s own neighborhoods, meaning there is a plethora of options for the gay traveler. Here are just a few of them: Central London (Soho & Around): Just like the broader Central London area, this part of the city is home to “Top 40” Gays. That is, they’re fabulous, they’re trendy, and they love Lady Gaga. The clubs almost exclusively rock the beats of whatever is on the Billboard charts, the boys and girls both wear sparkly tops and jeggings (jean leggings), and mixed cocktails are preferred over brutish beer. It’s the place to be if you’re too fabulous to function. Try Friendly Society, Village, Shadow Lounge, PopStarz, and Heaven. The East End (Shoreditch & Around): This is the part of town where both jeans and the boys wearing them are too skinny. Hipster chic is the name of the game. Another game is to figure out who is actually gay, as the entire hipster community is so accepting, you can’t tell if they’re just friendly or want to go home with you (or both). The music here is mostly stuff you haven’t heard (because once people have heard it it’s not cool anymore) and Britney Spears (because her music is now so iconic it’s ironic). Don’t forget your cardigan, big-framed glasses, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Try Jaguar Shoes, Book Club, Star of Bethnal Green (for Unskinny Bop), and Joiner’s Arms. South London (Vauxhall & Around): Known for opening at 3am and partying until noon, Vauxhall is home to every niche gay community you can find, from Bears to Leather to the ever-important “Straight Gays.” It may be a short trip to get there, but there will be even more people on a trip of their own once you’ve arrived. As is characteristic of London Gays, everyone will no doubt be incredibly friendly and welcoming as long as you’ve followed the dress code. Try Hoist, Area, XXL, and Fire. -- Kyle Taylor