Puerto Vallarta:After a four our bus ride from Guadalajara, our party reached PV. We arrived at our beachfront hotel, Vallarta Shores, where one of the staff members took us to our private villa, Villa Azul. I noticed on the drive to our Villa that there was one major problem, we were going up. I was thinking frantically, “No! Why are we going away from the beach!” Once the staff member opened the door to our villa, I understood why it was up so high…Accommodations: Villa AzulVilla Azul offers a gorgeous view, to which there is no comparison. Since there is no wall facing the ocean, only a balcony, you’re able to see this amazing view from every inch of the Villa. Just imagine… taking a nice hot shower with your partner and feel the sea breeze tickle your bodies as you watch a cruise boat sail across that big blue sea. I have never seen accommodations more romantic than Villa Azul. I was definitely kicking myself for bringing three straight guys instead of a certain special someone on this trip.But I think I made due with people I brought along. Villa Azul served as the perfect bachelor pad for four guys ready to party it up. We had loads of fun cooking up a full Mexican breakfast, and playing around in the poolside bar.If You Go to Puerto Vallarta: You Must Stay at Vallarta ShoresVallarta Shores is a fabulous hotel located right on the gay beach. The theme that the hotel shoots for is modern convenience with traditional Mexican ambiance. Jorge, the hotel manager, takes extra care in making sure that each room is specially decorated, which mixes homey browns with vibrant colors to give it a special Latino flair. The number one thing that I’ve noticed at my stay with Vallarta Shores is how the management values its customers. While sitting down for an interview with Jorge, a cutie in a form fitting swimsuit knocked on the door just to say hi. I invited him in, and he wouldn’t stop talking about how wonderful the staff, service, and the hotel were. The review brought a tear to my eye- I wasn’t the only one who thought Vallarta Shores was paradise on Earth.Vallarta Shores offers one bedroom and two bedroom suites. However, if you have the opportunity, you should grab a gaggle of gays and rent out the three bedroom penthouse. The penthouse offers a beautiful ocean view, a private pool, and a chef that will cook you two gourmet meals a day.The most inviting thing about Vallarta Shores is that it is right one the gay beach. Gay occupancy at Vallarta Shores tends to be a little bit more than half. But when Latin Fever or other gay events come along, the hotel is overrun with men who like men. The gay beach is mostly men, and has all types of gays: twinks, jocks, bears, young, silver foxes, singles, couples- you name it, they got it. All different types of men are out there, but all united in the fact that they are all gay. Of course there is a ton of activity on the beach if you get bored of just laying around and checking out guys. You could go jet skiing, parasailing, or bargain with the local beach vendors.I asked Jorge, which are the main gay bars that his clientele go to, and he recommended the Happy Hour at Blue Chairs (that truly shows Jorge cares about his customers- recommending a Happy Hour at a rival hotel).Blue Chairs: Dirty BitchesAfter a few margaritas, I decided to ditch my straight travel companions and gay it up at the Blue Chairs. The party was on the rooftop of the hotel, which offers a great view of the gay beach (not to mention a couple of guapos on stage)I went gayly forward to the bar where I asked Gilberto to make me the house special. Gilberto and his fun loving friend made me a “Cookie”- a dangerous $10 behemoth of a drink with Baileys, chocolate syrup, and a whole bunch of other sweet stuff. The bartender boys gave me a little preview before the main show started.I sat down with my delicious Cookie and watched the Dirty Bitches dance on stage. A cool drink with hot Latinos, and I’m well set. There were five beautiful hunks, each in a tight blue speedo, that were showing their grooves and moves. Hey, if you have fiery passion for Latinos, there’s no better place to be.*Brendan received complimentary stay.

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